{"product_id":"merry-grinchmas-metal-porch-leaner","title":"Merry GrinchMAS Metal Porch Leaner","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome porches welcome Christmas with perfect bows and polite greetings. This one adds a mischievous grin. Our Merry GrinchMAS metal porch leaner brings a playful twist to your holiday entry, pairing tall seasonal lettering with the Grinch in a Santa outfit, a slender evergreen, and a rugged mountain beneath his curled-up shoes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 48 inches tall × 10 inches wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: 14- or 16-gauge steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish choices: Raw, Rusted, or Flat Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDisplay: Leaning, mounting, or hanging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMounting: Four pinholes, one in each corner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHardware: No mounting or hanging hardware included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduction: Handmade to order in 7–10 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShipping: Free; carrier transit time is additional\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrice: $190 in your selected finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eVertical MERRY GRINCHMAS lettering stretches alongside the character scene, creating a tall Christmas accent with plenty of personality. His folded arms, sly expression, and Santa hat make this a natural conversation piece for a porch dressed for holiday visitors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe lettering and illustrated openings are cut through the steel, letting the wall or scenery behind your sign show through. These are genuine openings—not white paint, printed artwork, or an illuminated backing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLean it beside your front door with evergreen planters and oversized plaid bows, mount it near an entry bench, or hang it beside a covered porch post using suitable hardware of your own. Red berries, snowy greenery, and a cozy throw nearby help create a cheerful Christmas setting around its mischievous centerpiece.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA fun fit for whimsical Christmas decorators, character-themed holiday displays, and rustic farmhouse porches, this piece also makes a distinctive handmade gift for a Grinch fan with a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eChoose your finish\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eRaw\u003cbr\u003eRaw steel as it comes from the steel mill, cleaned before shipment but otherwise unfinished and unsealed. It will naturally oxidize and develop rust or patina over time. Humidity, weather, handling, atmosphere, and display location influence how quickly it ages and how that patina appears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRusted — The Dirt Road Gardener’s signature hand-rusted finish\u003cbr\u003eOur Rusted finish is genuine rust, started by hand using ordinary household ingredients including vinegar, hydrogen peroxide, and salt. It is not paint, faux rust, powder coating, or a printed finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe steel is intentionally left unsealed so it can continue naturally rusting and developing a deeper patina. Variations in color, texture, and rust pattern are expected and are part of the character of genuine weathered steel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRust may transfer to hands, clothing, walls, flooring, furniture, or other surfaces it contacts. Please consider surrounding surfaces when choosing your display location. If you love the appearance as it arrives and want to help slow continued oxidation, you may choose to apply an appropriate clear protective coating after receiving it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFlat Black\u003cbr\u003eA flat black finish creates a bold contrast against lighter backdrops and pairs naturally with red plaid, evergreen branches, and cream holiday accents.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eHave a personal touch in mind?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you love this design but would like something changed, adjusted, personalized, or slightly reworked, contact The Dirt Road Gardener before ordering. If your request is feasible for our design and production process, we’re happy to discuss it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eHandmade to order \u0026amp; shipped free\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease allow 7–10 business days for production. Carrier transit time is separate from the time it takes us to make your piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping is free. We use UPS whenever it can deliver to your physical address. If UPS cannot service your address, we may use USPS instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMounting and hanging hardware—including the brackets and chains shown in styled imagery—are not included. Other staging accessories are not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eReturns \u0026amp; order concerns\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause our pieces are handmade to order and produced with customer-selected specifications, returns and refunds are not accepted.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf your order arrives damaged, is incorrect, or fails to arrive, please contact The Dirt Road Gardener within 7 days so we can review the situation and work toward an appropriate resolution together. Resolution may vary depending on the circumstances.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Dirt Road Gardener","offers":[{"title":"Raw","offer_id":50461148283137,"sku":"GRINCHMAS-LEAN-RAW","price":190.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rusted","offer_id":50461148315905,"sku":"GRINCHMAS-LEAN-RST","price":190.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flat Black","offer_id":50461148348673,"sku":"GRINCHMAS-LEAN-BLK","price":190.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/6918\/6561\/files\/grinchmas-porch-1.jpg?v=1790985863","url":"https:\/\/thedirtroadgardener.com\/products\/merry-grinchmas-metal-porch-leaner","provider":"The Dirt Road Gardener","version":"1.0","type":"link"}